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What I’m Trying Now: Mama Mio Skin Tight Toning Serum

What I’m Trying Now: Mama Mio Skin Tight Toning Serum

One thing about living over half a decade—gravity.  It tends to grab hold of your most precious assets—(pun intended), butt, tummy, neck—and run hog wild with them.  

So for women like me who are allergic to the gym, any beauty product that remotely promises to lift, tone, firm and otherwise improve my sagging parts, is more than welcome.

I was sent a bottle of Mama Mio Skin Tight Toning Serum for review, and naturally, I was all over it.  In it. Basically trying to swim in the stuff.  And I'm thus far loving it.  

Here are the deets for Mama Mio Skin Tight Toning Serum:

Skin Tight Toning Serum

smoothes, tightens saggy, crepey, loose skin

Mama Mio Skin Tight Toning Serum smoothes and retexturises uneven crepy skin – think juicy grape not wrinkly raisin. It takes facial peel technology and applies it to the body.

Its four stage action of exfoliation, skin tightening and massively nourishing moisturisation will combat crepey, slack, tired skin – anywhere you need it. Tummies, saggy knees, bumpy backs of arms – even saggy faces – will all benefit from a little lift, tighten and tone; the three sweetest words a girl can hear.

Oprah's medical guru, Dr Oz, says 'Skin Tight – the solution for saggy thighs and saddlebags'

I can't wait to see my neck firm up and my upper thighs make a change for the better.  Look for my review in the near future.  But don't expect any before photos of my upper thighs…  

On a side note, all I can think about every time I look at the bottle is the Ohio Players '70s mega-hit, "Skin Tight."  Does anyone remember that? One of my favorite jams from back in the day.  If I can get my thighs back in shape like those of that chick on the cover of the album, look out world.  I may have to wear some age-inappropriate clothing.  JK.  Really.  I am.

Ohio Players Skin Tight Lyrics

You are a bad bad Mrs.
In them skin tight britches
Runnin' folks in ditches
Baby about to bust the stitches, yeah

Skin tight (skin tight) 

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