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Don’t do That: Serena Williams at WTA Pre-Wimbledon Party

Don’t do That:  Serena Williams at WTA Pre-Wimbledon Party



I think Serena Williams is all that and a bag of chips. Tennis was my joint when I was younger—prior to a tennis-playing-ending car accident which resulted in an abundance of metallic foreign objects in my limbs.  At any rate, I love that she has been a dominant force in women’s tennis.

And who can argue that she has the bangingist butt/booty/backside/bum—(I’m going for alliteration here, you choose) in the WTA? Yea, I have peeped a few of her photos on the www and I’m a tad bit jealous.  Make note: work out.

Now, I’m not the fashion police.  BUT, I do know style, fabulous style.  It’s intrinsic, clearly, because neither one of Williams sisters seems to posses it.  Now, I have seen Serna look hands-down gorge, but on June 16, 2011, she fell short of gorgeous.  As a matter of fact, I just don’t get  this look at all.  The hair, the nails, the makeup—#FAIL.

Serena Williams at the WTA Pre-Wimbledon Party June 16, 2011 — Getty Images

Is it me?  Am I being harsh here?  Did the manicurist run out of polish?  I mean, my 14 year-old daughter is past that every other fingernail thing.  And that hair.  I have made my daughters promise that when I get senile they will put my wig on straight.  I’m not going out with crooked hair.

And the patent leather eyebrows and creepy-crawler eyelashes just “bug” me. Yes, pun intended.  Barbie Doll pink lipstick is reserved for my girl Nicki Minaj.  Serena, please, don’t ever do this look again.

To be fair, I think Serena looked absolutely stunning at the 2011 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Sunset Tower Hotel on February 27, 2011 in West Hollywood, California.

Serena Williams at the 2011 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Sunset Tower Hotel on February 27, 2011 in West Hollywood, California.

Less is so much more.  With strong features and a body that won’t quit, Serena needs to keep it simple.  She looks just lovely with clean makeup and a fluid, figure-flattering gown in a color that makes her skin glow.

Serena Williams at the 2011 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Sunset Tower Hotel on February 27, 2011 in West Hollywood, California.





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